Horny on Main: Episode 8

EIGHTH EPISODE!

Travel buddy: Flighty @flightybuttlass
Topic: Eighth Episode: Let’s drive across the country and watch some wrestling

Because I have a cold, and no voice… here are some pictures.

Charlotte, NC

16 hrs • 1,024 miles

New Beginning in the USA – Grady Cole Center

Nashville, TN

6 hrs • 408 miles

New Beginning in the USA –
War Memorial Auditorium

Back Home

9 hrs • 659 miles

everybody dies.

Horny on Main: Episode 7

SEVENTH EPISODE!

Guest: Emily (@ForkedPgh) & Bridget (@OneLaneBridget)
Topic: Seventh Episode: I was not prepared for buttholes at this time!

~IT TAKES TWO~, It’s Britney, THE RULES (FINALLY), frogs don’t have butts, tag your porn, ZSJ’s name was Noah?, NO COBB, Emily has a fever… and the cure is JEFF, purple and gold shiny boy Okada, Naito: burlesque sensation, an accessory to accessory murder, muppet murder, CLEAN YOUR GEAR JUICE, go listen to Wrestlesplania, the color of death, Jay’s effect on uteruses, cryptid Kushida, srs wrstlng tlk, Taguchimori, Doritimori, Mommom on Main, Rocky can: get it, EVERYONE COME TO DALLAS, EVIL’s Jamaican vacation, RP3K PROM SUITS, Lisa is checking your seams and your underwear, Sho & Yoh SUPER RUN AWAY, Detective Dad v Thickest Uncle, Cobb Suplex Everyone, Tanahashi~ ♫, magician Jay, Saint Taichi: Patron Saint of Sleaze and Pettiness, girl stopppp, saddest news ever in the world, sweet otter prince, long haired weird boys, doctor wrestler, it’s like young life only blood, legitimate wrestling issues, pull it together for the kids, NOT IN FRONT OF GREG’S MOM, Lance Archer’s mildew problem.

Lisa, Emily, and Bridget continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. Who is now the king of wrestles? Who dashed the most at the New Year? Post-WK press conference fall out!? Where is everyone going?! WHY IS EVERYTHING A QUESTION? WHO ARE YOU?

Thank you to Emily (@ForkedPgh) for the totally awesome theme. 

Supplemental Materials

everybody dies.

Horny on Main: Episode 6

SIXTH EPISODE!

Guest: Beth (@lovesongwriter)
Topic: Sixth Episode: Wrestle Kegels, FUCK THE RULES, make everything gay, and uwu it too, breast feeding?, just joshi with you, NJPW Beauty Contest at the Tokyo Dome, a complete lack of brain cells, Saint Tama, dark alleys, clownfucker, 10 REASONS WHY BETH HATES KENNY, Shingo’s pants, Tana Tim Tams, caterpillars, cryptids

Lisa and Beth continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. They make everything really really horny and super gay. They also make everything so cute and adorable. Find out who wins the big beauty pageant happening on Jan. 4th in the Tokyo Dome. AND Lisa didn’t define another word from the Thirst Hound dictionary. BAD LISA. 

Thank you to Emily (@ForkedPgh) for the totally awesome theme. 

Sorry if the audio is a bit wonky. I’m still learning.

Supplemental Materials

everybody dies.

Horny on Main: Episode 5

FIFTH EPISODE!

Guest: Emily (@forkedpgh)
Topic: Fifth Episode: Hashtag Groceries, THE RULES, capital JEFF, NJPW dads, testing the limits of friendship, for the love of jobbers, awkward meet and greets, Jordynne Grace, people have no boundaries, Joey Ryan: Hero of the Masses, there’s a kink for that, Yano fetishists, Suzuki-gun Ichiban, interesting merch, Su Yung, and support your local promotions!

Lisa and Emily continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. They discuss Ring of Honor, JEFF COBB, and how much Lisa had to twist Emily’s arm to get her to go see Rush (hint: it wasn’t a lot). Jordynne Grace’s DMs are discussed, and shared. We try to understand the psychology behind unsolicited dick pics. Plus we gush about how much we enjoyed NJPW World Tag League. AND Lisa didn’t define another word from the Thirst Hound dictionary. BAD LISA. 

Thank you to Emily (@ForkedPgh) for the totally awesome theme. 

Supplemental Materials

Horny on Main: Episode 4

FOURTH EPISODE!

Guest: Beth (@lovesongwriter)
Topic: Fourth Episode One For The Ladies, THE RULES, horrible wrestling attendees, to joshi or not to joshi, laaaaaaaaaaadies, Mercedes Martinez: badass of the year, shhhh we’re talking about Tessa, super adorable tag teams, traveling by bus, Going to Detroit? Y/N, Thirst Hound dictionary

Lisa and Beth continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. They discuss how to deal with horrible wrestling attendees. Then they spend most of the episode talking about laaaaaaaaaadies. AND they define another word from the Thirst Hound dictionary.

Thank you to Emily (@ForkedPgh) for the totally awesome theme. 

Supplemental Materials

  • Go watch some women’s wrestling!

I didn’t edit this episode as much as I usually do. Sorry but you’ll have to listen to more uhs and ums than other episodes. 

Horny on Main: Episode 3

THIRD EPISODE!

Guest: Beth (@lovesongwriter)
Topic: Third Episode Pushing the Limits of Decency, THE RULES, First Ever Server Fetish Night, tiny red latex pants, non-con learning, Lisa is talking about Jay again, Dicknames, Galaxy Brain Sabin, The Ballad of El Gimperado, Thirst Hound dictionary

Lisa and Beth continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. They discuss the First Ever Server Fetish Night that noone should have to relive. They explain Jayl and Uncle Nobu’s Foot Locker. Beth talks about BUSHI. Lisa talks about Jay. Which Super Junior has the superest junior? AND they define another word from the Thirst Hound dictionary.

Thank you to Emily (@ForkedPgh) for the totally awesome theme. 

Supplemental Materials

  • There isn’t any, you pervert.

Horny on Main: Episode 2

SECOND EPISODE!

Guest: Jana (@BookJunkieJana)
Topic: Second Episode TWICE AS NICE, THE RULES, Milkshakes, Fashion Icon Naito, Holy crap, actually talking about wrestling?, faction hangouts, Thirst Hound dictionary

Lisa and Jana continue on the epic quest to make everything weird. They discuss the ever changing wardrobe of the most famous trashcat in the world. Somehow they actually talk about wrestling and booking decisions. Jana reveals what Subway sandwich Naito prefers. Which faction has the coolest hangout? AND they define another word from the Thirst Hound dictionary.

Supplemental Materials

Rights and stuff belong to original photo owners, reposting as reference. I didn’t take any of them. 

Horny on Main: Episode 1

Ah! The first episode! 

Guest: Emily (@ForkedPgh)
Topic: OMG First Episode, THE RULES, Favorites, NJPW/Lawsons breakfast sandwiches, Thirst Hound dictionary

Lisa and Emily giggle on the amazing first episode of your new favorite podcast. They discuss their favorite wrestlers, and why they are thirst worthy. Lisa gets completely tongue tied trying to talk about Ibushi and his epic handsomeness. They watch some silly promotional videos featuring Okada and Tanahashi. And the show wraps up with a word from the Thirst Hound dictionary. 

Supplemental Materials