Lisa is…

fucking amazing and a goddamned genius.

the secretly 70-year-old cat lady you want to party and get weird with.

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Horny on Main: Episode 7

http://media.blubrry.com/honryonmain/p/www.lisabrank.com/hom_podcast/ep07/horny-on-main-episode-07-2019-01-12.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSEVENTH EPISODE! Guest: Emily (@ForkedPgh) & Bridget (@OneLaneBridget)Topic: Seventh Episode: I was not prepared for buttholes at this time! ~IT TAKES TWO~, It’s Britney, THE RULES (FINALLY), frogs don’t have butts, tag your porn, ZSJ’s name was Noah?, NO COBB, Emily has a fever… and the cure is JEFF, …

Horny on Main: Episode 6

http://media.blubrry.com/honryonmain/p/www.lisabrank.com/hom_podcast/ep06/horny-on-main-episode-06-2018-12-25.mp3Podcast: Play in new window | DownloadSIXTH EPISODE! Guest: Beth (@lovesongwriter)Topic: Sixth Episode: Wrestle Kegels, FUCK THE RULES, make everything gay, and uwu it too, breast feeding?, just joshi with you, NJPW Beauty Contest at the Tokyo Dome, a complete lack of brain cells, Saint Tama, dark alleys, clownfucker, 10 REASONS WHY BETH HATES KENNY, …

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